|Wristbands, 3 Plop Pounds and 7 Brown Crowns|
As with so many great things these days there comes a charge and Comfy Crappers is no exception. Get your wristband and be one of the first to enjoy our brand spanking new Comfy Crappers. No more dodgey prototypes, we've finally built our very own design of toilets - they promise to be the dog's nuts of mobile composting toilet design! Also this year we have two blocks of new toilets, one block solely dedicated to our Wristbands Customers. From this year our Wristband Customers will receive a slightly more VIP service, standing in their own queue for Very Important Pooers! See, Happy Crappers, we do listen to you!
A one off payment entitles you to a band and you can come and go using our facilities as many times as you like over the festival. These bands are not transferable, in other words you cannot pass them around your mates. We replace any bands that look stretched or are too loose. It’s not so clever when your mate comes back with a shiny new band and you were the one who actually paid for it! There are only a limited number of wristbands in ratio to how many toilets we can provide.
would like to add that whilst we appreciate your custom, the wristband
is never a jump to the front of the queue free card, it has always
been a way of Comfy Crappers passing on a better deal to our more
frequent flyers, however we do hope that queues at peak times are
now going to lessen with us having 8 more toilets than before and
a dedicated line for Wristband Customers.
DO NOT ISSUE REFUNDS FOR EXCUSES SUCH AS "I COULDN'T FIND
YOU", "MY TENT WAS TO FAR AWAY" OR "I DON'T LIKE
QUEUING". We welcome you to get in touch if you have any queries
before you make a purchase or to find out where we are on site when
you arrive. It is for you to do the research pre-event not blame us
after. The management always hold the right to have the final decision
on issuing a refund and deal with each case individually and as quickly
as is humanly possible. We apologise for any inconvenience, but we are a two man band and on the road from early June, internet connection fraught with problems and that we do not post out any purchase. N.B. WE ARE ONLY IN THE CAMPSITE AREA AT DOWNLOAD.
Dear DOWNLOADERS, we are very sorry to say that for the first time our services are not required by Live Nation and Comfy Crappers will not be in attendance as the 4th emergency service on site this year. Sadly LN/DL have decided to copy our idea and do their own version. 'Charming' is all I can say! Thank you for your loyal patronage over the years, we've loved taking care of you all, it's been an absolute pleasure. We hope you enjoy your festivities. Stay Regular!
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